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Featured Products
The 5-Inch Golf Ball Showpiece / Trophy
Looking for a golf gift that stands out from the rest? Whether it’s for a loved one, a friend, a wedding party, or to celebrate a special event, the 5-Inch Golf Ball Showpiece / Trophy is a unique way to say “this moment matters.”
Each set includes:
1 Oversized Golf Ball (5 inches in diameter)
1 Oversized Tee
1 Custom Designed Signage Plate
Assembly Hardware (stake-ready for outdoor use)
Optionally Includes
Oak Base and Professional Turf Insert (excludes stake)
Place it anywhere you want to make an impact: on the lawn, in a garden, at the range, or proudly displayed indoors with the optional oak base and professional turf insert. Perfect for desks, shelves, or mantels.
The 5-Inch Golf Ball Showpiece / Trophy is versatile and makes the perfect gift or award for nearly any occasion. Use it for birthdays, retirements, weddings, or as a keepsake for golf buddies and team members. For tournaments and leagues, it becomes a show-stopping trophy that players will actually want to display. For corporate events, it can be customized as a unique award—for the “Top Shot Salesperson of the Year,” recognizing company milestones, or honoring leadership achievements. It’s equally at home as a novelty gift or as a professional award.
This is a new and evolving product line that is constantly receiving updates and refinements as we perfect the design. Because of this, product images may not fully represent the most current version, but every item is functionally the same and built to impress.
Customization Options: Standard plates allow up to 5 rows of text, with 10-20 characters per line. For more detailed or fully custom plate designs, please reach out directly at william.schmaling@hmp-services.com
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for what you do with your balls.
There are no refunds due to the customization of this product, though we strive for customer satisfaction so please contact us and we will do what’s right to satisfy you
Please allow 3-5 days to create design, produce, and ship product
Every ball, tee, and plate is proudly manufactured using precision additive manufacturing (3D printing) for durability, detail, and a one-of-a-kind feel.
Glossy version currently not available, will be soon!
Larger version currently not available, will be soon!
This is no ordinary wrench.
The HMPFAC Big Ass Adjustable Wrench is 6.5 feet of fully functional, completely ridiculous, and exceptional quality. It adjusts. It works. It also happens to be taller than most people in your family.
And it has their name on it.
Every wrench ships with custom letters that slide right onto the handle track — bold, clean, and built to last. Front-side lettering is included with every order. This isn't a novelty. It's a statement piece that also fully functions.
Pre-order now and we'll customize and ship a free Little Ass Adjustable Wrench straight to you — personalized, packaged, and ready to give him on Father's Day. The Big Ass Wrench follows at the end of July, built exactly to spec.
Because the best gifts are worth waiting for. And the second-best gifts aren't bad either.
This is the statement piece for the desk, the shelf, or the workbench.
The HMPFAC Little Ass Adjustable Wrench is a 12" fully functional and customizable adjustable wrench. Precision 3D-printed, personalized with any name or message you choose, and designed to look authentic right down to the moving jaw mechanism. And it comes with a free stand so it goes straight from the box to the shelf, desk, or workbench looking exactly like it belongs there.
The Little Ass Adjustable Wrench deserves a proper home. The LAAW Toolbox Stand is a purpose-built 3D-printed display stand designed specifically for the LAAW — more rugged than the simple stand, and available in all eight colors to match or contrast your wrench.
$16.90. Ships in 3–6 days.
The Big Ass Adjustable Wrench says whatever you want it to say.
BAAW Letters are precision 3D-printed in ASA — the same material as the wrench itself — and designed to slide in and out of the handle track in seconds. No tools. No glue. Just pop out the old ones, slide in the new ones, and the wrench has a whole new message.
Order letters to load up the back side of the handle, swap out the front for a new name or message, or replace a letter you lost somewhere between the garage and the tailgate.
Six colors. Every letter in the alphabet. Numbers and select special characters available on request.